My sister said she's tired of the penis cheese.

She demanded I post something else and/or new on this blog.

So, I will now tell you of a tale most disturbing.

There once was a man named Paen. He had a crush on a girl named Tonya. She, however, loved a man named Kenny. Kenny, however, was in love with Sally. Sally was not human.

Paen was the strongest, smartest bad ass around. Paen also happen to be the reigining ruler of the land. Unfortunately, he was also allergic to brousel sprouts. It didn't bother Paen in the least to have this allergy for the little veggies are truy vile, but Sally planned to use this fact against Paen because Sally wanted to rule the world.

Kenny, being an insecure horndog, decided to help Sally in exchange for her affection. Tonya, being completely daft, would do anything to get Kenny's attention. This anything included cooking beirocks stuffed with brousel sprouts.

One cold and bitter day, Sally had a beirock party and invited only a select few. Immediately after eating his first bite of beirock, Paen sussed out the evilness of the meal. He drew forth his sword (because no smart bad ass leaves home without it) and readied his defenses.

Unfortunately, everyone underestimated the violence of Paen's allergy because he began to vomit uncontrollably. The force of Paen's spew was enough to not only bring forth every meal he had within the week, but also strip the thin veil of skin that covered Sally's face.

Upon seeing Sally's true form, Kenny also began to vomit until his testicles were purple. At this sight, Tonya turned to Paen to apologize and comfort him. Before she had time to speak, Paen fittingly severed Tonya's head from her spine. Paen introduced the rest of the dinner party to the hilt of his sword then called it a night.







(snicker)